Colleges to Avoid

1. Any college whose library is the size of a Texaco rest stop.
2. Any college in whose title there is a "yeehaww" or a "tech" term.
3. Any college where they'll teach what takes three year in half the time.
4. Any college located above a 7-11.
5. Any college whose owner's greatest income is "government grants."
6. Any college whose teachers recently completed the program.
7. Any college whose teachers ask you if you enjoy affairs with married men.
8. Any college whose advertising consists of ads on packs of matches and infomercials.
9. Any college whose teachers enjoy drinking more than the students.
10. Any college whose program is refered to as edutainment.