Monday, December 26, 2005

Merry MITHRA

Boxing Day with X-FM ....

and how did this "Festive Day" come about? Boxing Day? Why isn't it called packaging day? Lets set this shit straight....

I hear Rod Stewart is burying a placenta in his garden? Is this right? What the fuck Stewie .... give yer head a shake ya daft fuck.....that's like medical waste ... ya shouldn't be takin it home.

Apparently Michael Jacksons having difficulty getting his freaky deaky little "family" passports so he can move off shore to a nation where the age of consent is 10.

Courtney Love is back in the press ....apparently she's broke.......good. Your 15 minutes in the limelight has gone on 15 minutes too long....

Monday, December 12, 2005

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

ROBERT FISK

Saturday, December 03, 2005

EVOLUTION CONTROL COMMITTEE


Recent vinyl finds....

ROOST RECORDS "Jazz @NBC"
Johnny Smith and Stan Getz
DECCA RECORDS "The Glenn Miller Story" with selections by Louis Armstrong and the All Stars
DECCA RECORDS "Satchmo @ Pasadena"
PABLO RECORDS "Pablo Live Montreux 77 - Joe Pass"

What I'm reading....
Dark Age Ahead by Jane Jacobs
State of the World by The World Watch Institute
The Psychology of Hate edited by Robert J. Sternberg
Manual of Zen Buddhism by D.T. Suzuki

What I'm listening to....
Nick Drake with Soft Machine, "Broken World"
Jazz Mandolin Project, with Trey Anastasio "Hang Ten"
William Burroughs and Trent Reznor "Quick Fix"
Modern Jazz Quartet "Bag's Groove"


Some homeless dude was saved from inside a garbage truck last week, apparently he was dumped into the compactor unknowingly. When asked what he was doing in the dumpster he responded "I thought it was a bed and breakfast."

You know things are strange when Bigfoot is spotted twice.... in one month. Apparently he's taken a liking to hanging out at 7-11, downing Big Gulps, and panhandling from amused bystanders.


QUICK FIX
William Burroughs


To put the country simple, earth has a lot of things other folks might
want...like the whole planet. And maybe these folks would like a few changes
made. Like more carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere, and room for their way of
life. We've seen this happen before, right in these United States.

Your way of life destroyed the Indian's way of life.

The Indian reservation is extinction.

But I offer this distinction. I'm with the invaders, no use trying to hide
that. And at the same, I disagree with some of the things they are doing.

Oh were not united anymore than you are
Oh we're not united anymore than you are.

Conservative factions is set on nuclear war as a solution to the Indian
personality.

Others disagree
Others disagree

I don't claim that my methods are one hundred percent humane, but I do say,
if we can't think of anything quieter, and tidier than that...

We are all not that much better than new earth aches.

There is no place else to go
The theater is closed

There is no place else to go
The theater is closed

Cut word lines
Cut music lines
Smash the control images
Smash the control machine.

STAY FREE

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Post 9/11 Jihad Blues

This crap hits me like a punch in the mouth. Seeing the beheadings yourself really places a face upon the evil that threatens the 21st century.

Are these beheading jihadists the post-modern Charlie Manson or are they a legitimate disenfranchised voice. Either way if they're willing to produce these snuff shorts for purely terroristic and propogandist purposes they've become their own worst enemy.

Chapter 109:1 of the Koran states "...I do not serve what you worship nor do you serve what I worship...you have your own religion , and I have mine." Sooooooo, what part of getting along don't you understand? I swear these jihadists were the glue eating sort when they attended school. Unfortunatly using religion to prove anything is a bit like bailing out a sinking boat with a sieve. My point is these jackoffs are playing the roll of some God and believe they're delivering justice. One has to really feel bad for the families of the victims ... on both sides.

Continuing violence of any sort seems short sighted and we all seem to justify it with a bit of selective abstraction or emotional reasonimg ... unfortunatly. I once read that extreme justice is extreme injustice but to cease with the war against global jihadists is to fail to rise to a real threat remembering that the price of democeracy is eternal vigilance. And if you don't think that jihadists are real speak to a few of the fucking wack jobs who call themselves holy men and parade about mosques in North America today.

Today for radical muslims there is no ahl al-dhimma. How do we deal with crazy people who would have you killed for some pie in the sky fundamentalism? Tolerance? Liberalism seems to court self destruction when it peddles multiculturalism but delivers only fear and loathing.

Call me a madman with a Barrett 50 cal but this turn the other cheek bullshit is exactly what British P.M. Nevill Chamberlin delivered at Munich when he declared peace with Adolph Hitler on September 29, 1938. History shows dealing with sociopaths requires a Machiovellian fist....let them run...they'll only die tired.

Look at any jihadist as writing the new Mein Kampf. What America has done is saunter into the heart of darkness like John Wayne. Stupidity of utter bravery? I'm hoping it's the latter.


Friday, November 25, 2005

Freedom House

Jihadists born here pose new threat Hard to detect, CSIS says
Stewart Bell
National Post


TORONTO - Counter-terrorism investigators are finding an increasing number of "homegrown" Canadian extremists like those who bombed the London transit system in July, and some have undergone training inside Canada, a new report says.

A "secret" intelligence study obtained by the National Post says a "high percentage" of the Canadian Muslims involved in extremist activities were born in Canada, a marked shift from the past when they were mostly refugees and immigrants.

"Increasingly, we are learning of more and more extremists that are homegrown," says the Canadian Security Intelligence Service document, adding that the "Canadianness" of the new generation makes them more difficult to detect.

"These radicalized Canadians are involved in a wide range of extremist activities, including downloading and translating documents from the Internet that promote violence, networking and physically training for jihad," it says.

"Some undergo training abroad or in Canada, including commando-like paintball and extreme martial arts," says the report. "In a few cases, Canadian extremists have participated in jihad and a few have been killed in the process."

The 73-page report, "Paths to Radicalization of Home-Grown Islamic Extremists in Canada," was distributed internally after suicide bombers struck the London underground and a double-decker bus on July 7, killing more than 50.

The revelation that the bombers were British -- three were born in the U.K. and one was a Muslim convert from Jamaica -- highlighted the disturbing phenomenon of homegrown terrorists, those who were either born in the West or immigrated as children and yet are virulently anti-Western and pro-al-Qaeda.

A handful of such terrorists have already emerged from Canada. Mohammed Jabarah of St. Catharines, Ont., joined al-Qaeda and tried to blow up the American and Israeli embassies in Southeast Asia. His brother Abdul Rahman, a member of a Saudi al-Qaeda cell, was killed in 2003.

Canadian-born Momin Khawaja was arrested in Ottawa last year on charges he was part of a British bombing plot and is awaiting trial. U.S. authorities recently charged Canadian-born Omar Khadr with joining an al-Qaeda faction in Afghanistan and killing a U.S. soldier.

"A small number of Muslims in Canada have adopted the path of violence and jihad in the pursuit of political and/or religious aims," the CSIS report says. "The reasons for this are varied, and include parental influence, the efforts of charismatic spiritual leaders with extremist views and a general sense of anger at what is seen as Muslim oppression.

"There does not appear to be a single process that leads to extremism; the transformation is highly individual. Once this change has taken place, such individuals move on to a series of activities, ranging from propaganda and recruiting, to terrorist training and participation in extremist operations."

In the past, those involved in terrorist activities in Canada, such as Fateh Kamel, ringleader of the Algerian Armed Islamic Group (GIA); and the al-Qaeda-trained bomb maker Ahmed Ressam, were migrants who brought their hardline views with them from their homelands.

But the study claims that is no longer the case. Today, many of the extremists on the CSIS radar are second- and third-generation Canadians, or recent converts to Islam. "The high percentage of Canadian-born subjects illustrates the changing nature of Islamic extremism in Canada," the study says.

"The implications of this shift are important."

It means that the screening of immigrants is becoming less central to the fight against terrorism. As well as investigating newcomers, authorities must also now be on the lookout for radicals emerging from within Canada's Muslim and convert community.

Converts are fast becoming a major worry to security authorities. Officials fear an overzealous convert to Islam's radical fringe may try to prove his devotion by staging a terrorist attack in Canada.

The report calls conversion to extremist Islam "a phenomenon of increasing concern to Western governments" and notes that, "It is possible that an attack will be carried out by a radicalized individual -- possibly a convert to radical Islam -- seeking to punish Canada for its actions abroad."

The study says Canada's extremists do not come from any one level of society, but it lists several factors that it says are driving Canadian Muslims to adopt extremist views.

Fathers who have embraced extremist Islam have "passed their fervour to their children," it says. But some Muslims disagree with that conclusion, noting that extremist youth have also come from moderate pro-Western families.

The report says extremist rhetoric espoused by Islamic leaders is also a powerful factor in radicalization. "Several Canadian Muslims adopted an extremist interpretation of Islam through the advice and influence of such spiritual leaders."

Sympathy for the global Muslim community, which is perceived as suffering at the hands of the West, Russia and Israel, is another factor, CSIS writes. Extremists believe they must take action to help their "spiritual brethren."

Thursday, November 24, 2005

More Terrorist Bullshit

BLOODHOUND GANG

"Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me"

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause no one likes you monkey boy.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

#1@yuks

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



HAVE A GREAT DAY

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Anyway

The Paradoxical Commandments
by Dr. Kent M. Keith


People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.

If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.

If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.

The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.

Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.

The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.

People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.

People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.

Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

FUN-DUH-MENTAL-ist AMERICANS

Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Around the world religious education is being scaled back in favour of more modern methodologies, however in the good ole US of A they're gettin mid-evil once again. Hey if it's good enough for the Talaban.....In Kansas the supposedly enlightened school board moved toward "approving science standards that cast doubt on evolution." These bright folks were quoted later as saying "Yissireee God dund maded us.... nut no stupid scienologist." Despite the fact that educated earthlings are stating that Darwin's theory has never been more relevant, good ole FUN-DUH-MENTAL-ist AMERICANS are once again in the press for their unrelanting stupidity. For more proof that the American Bible Belt has been strapped a little too tightly around that ever expanding American gut watch Trading Spouses on Wednesday November 9 for another ride through the wacked out American religious psyche.

P.S. Jesus was a Buddhist

Monday, November 07, 2005

BUDDHIST TEXT ON-LINE

This body will be dissolved
and no amount of sacrifice will save it.
Therefore, seek thou the life that is of the mind.
Where self is, truth cannot be;
yet when truth comes, self will disappear.
Therefore, let thy mind rest in the truth;
propagate the truth, put thy whole will in it, and let it spread.
In the truth thou shalt live for ever.
BUDDHA

Thursday, November 03, 2005

FundaMENTALIST Meltdown...

Hey wanna see the funniest case of a fundamentalist cracking under the strain of reality? Watch next weeks edition of TRADING SPOUSES. This is the absolute nuttiest case of reality TV warping my perception of mankind. On this weeks episode (I tuned in once......honestly) ....but apparently next week will be just as fucking nutty....anyway this big ole gal...describing herself as a princess.....weighing in at.... oh about 4 fuckin bills...gets into her CHRIST mode and goes fuckin awol...right on TV!!!!!!!!!!!!! Screaming and dry heaving this raving psychotic chick starts bouncing off the fucking wall.......check out the video trailer..........

If this is who Bush petitioned for votes GOD HELP THE NATION.

Monday, October 31, 2005

ONLY

I'm becoming less defined
as days go by
Fading away
Well you might say
I'm loosing focus
Kind of drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself
Sometimes I think I can see right through myself
Less concerned about fitting into the world
Your world that is
Because it doesn't really matter
no it doesn't really matter anymore
None of this really matters anymore
Yes I'm alone but then again I always was
As far back as I can tell
I think maybe it's because you never were really real to begin with
I just made you up to hurt myself
And it worked.
Yes it did!

There is no you
There is only me
There is no you
There is only me
There is no fucking you
There is only me
There is no fucking you
There is only me
Only
The tiniest little dot caught my eye and it turned out to be scab and I had this funny feeling
Like I just knew it was something bad
I just couldn't leave it alone, picking at that scab
Was a doorway trying to seal itself shut
But I climbed through
Now I am somehwere I am not supposed to be,
and I can see things I knew I really shouldn't see
And now I know why (yea now I know why)
Things aren't as pretty
On the inside

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Banned Books Online

I feel sick after viewing several beheading videos as well as the footage of American troops' bodies being dragged about the streets here .....ya ya old news......the point is if your a Marine what are you going to do with any body caught as a suspected insurgent / terrorist. War is hell. When reality is not censored - censured - shaped ...and the truth is seen, maybe Niccolo Machiavelli had it right, effective leaders need be feared rather than loved.

Friday, October 28, 2005

H TO DA IZZO

TGIF



Don't get yer brainwashed this weeknd
vamoose --- son of a bitch

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

The End of Poverty: Economic Possibilities for Our Time

Sachs discusses his new book, The End of Poverty: Economic Possibilities for Our Time, which explores the challenge of global poverty.

Crap Culture

So George Bush Jr found God after binging on his 40th birthday....hu? Seeing as he was a booze hound ... might his "vision" have simply been a DT? You know that day after when nothing seems right and pink elephants are singing broadway tunes on the wall......just wondering


It appears Michael Jackson is moving to Bahrain where a full 28% of the population is under the age of 14! Look out youngsters Wacko Jacko is on the loose..............is there a way to inform the parents there that the guy with the free babysitting ad isn't what he claims to be?


Paris is looking forward to a third season of ...of....the show. Wow goes to show ya how far a girl can go with a crotch shot and an unlimited budget......way to go spoiled rich girl!


Couch jumpin wack job Tom Cruise has done it....he's found a subject to spawn his evil seed. The Scientological end must be near ....Press recently called this jack off a genius.....pppplllllllleeeeeaaaaaaaassssseeeee.